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Post by shyguy on Dec 8, 2003 11:42:29 GMT -5
Only to be stopped by a giant inflatable Santa...
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Mediel
Peon
/let me drown
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Post by Mediel on Dec 9, 2003 1:47:53 GMT -5
which, being inflatable and therefore unable to feel pain, refused to move
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Post by slushpup on Dec 9, 2003 1:50:08 GMT -5
Yes, that santa sure was an inflatable hero.
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Post by EvilJosh on Dec 9, 2003 23:57:01 GMT -5
but was it a hero? or was it some demon spawn from hell come to take control of the mortal plane?
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Post by singhangover on Dec 11, 2003 8:52:52 GMT -5
We shall never know where he came from, or why he chose that moment to appear, but..
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Post by slushpup on Dec 11, 2003 9:58:47 GMT -5
he'll forever be in our hearts, as we shed cliche-soaked tears.
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Post by singhangover on Dec 11, 2003 21:23:19 GMT -5
The pieces fell into place in a matter of terrified seconds, the bathtub, the leprechaun and the heroic(?) Santa, it could only mean one thing...
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Post by slushpup on Dec 13, 2003 21:31:56 GMT -5
a new series of big brother was about to begin.
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Post by retrokitty on Dec 13, 2003 21:47:19 GMT -5
The thought of this horrified viewers to the bone, yet
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Post by singhangover on Dec 14, 2003 20:08:26 GMT -5
their implanted chips drew them each weeknight to the screen, to witness this..
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Post by retrokitty on Dec 14, 2003 21:00:59 GMT -5
These implants, not so different to the ones the government placed inside monsters in Buffy...
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Post by singhangover on Dec 15, 2003 20:36:20 GMT -5
also trigger uncontrollable urges to become a bird-whistle salesman, that fat ugly guy at every fete or festival with those demonic noise-makers
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Post by retrokitty on Dec 15, 2003 20:53:22 GMT -5
Once the noise is triggered...
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Post by slushpup on Dec 16, 2003 0:26:24 GMT -5
the government's zombie army would be complete!
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Post by singhangover on Dec 17, 2003 8:33:35 GMT -5
and the roads will be congested with the furious wrath of festering corpses thanks to the evil bird-whistle man! who will save us?
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