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Post by singhangover on Feb 11, 2004 22:30:26 GMT -5
i thought we were all supposed to be praising alcohol here? C'mon people, let's have some tales of drunk and disorderly!.. what's the weirdest thing that's happened to you while drunk??
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Mediel
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Post by Mediel on Feb 12, 2004 5:05:15 GMT -5
I don't remember however I did spend all of steve here's 18th the other week telling his friend repeatedly that I hated him because he was such a wanker... I think I took it back in the end... maybe... umm... i have fought over one of those little army torches, you know, the maglight type ones, with two other people for about an hour... man, that was serious at the time. So nothing really weird. Or even that interesting... hm I think Tanya might come up with some interesting ones here...?
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Post by i cant login on Feb 13, 2004 11:01:55 GMT -5
lol even if you took it back in the end i don't think he would have believed you...
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Mediel
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Post by Mediel on Feb 13, 2004 11:36:01 GMT -5
Oh no... my life is ruined. ... did that sound convincing?
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Post by panga on Feb 14, 2004 12:29:19 GMT -5
oooh...
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Mediel
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Post by Mediel on Feb 15, 2004 7:11:12 GMT -5
shhh. i'm going to be nice. There's nothing wrong with him.
c'mon people, where are the entertaining tales of drunkenness?
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Post by stevie on Feb 15, 2004 7:27:03 GMT -5
For those here that havent heard, last time I got really drunk it was in a giant bear suit in the middle of singapore and I was so wasted I couldnt stand and only remember rolling around in the dirt in a busy public place and vomiting out a moving taxi window.
It was that bear suit that won me the BDO comp. Heh.
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Post by singhangover on Feb 15, 2004 23:37:56 GMT -5
most people have heard this but i like telling it.
i went one town over during leavers and drank half a bottle of straight vodka in about an hour and a half up a tree with a friend of mine and his dog then fell back down the hill the tree was on. I remember brief parts of the rest of the night.. the highlight whould have to be a massive circle of about 40 or 50 people arm in arm dancing a merry irish jig.. for those few minutes i was a STAR!!
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Post by EvilJosh on Apr 2, 2004 21:24:05 GMT -5
sounds like fun, jolly vodka-ry fun. speaking of which, how can you have fun with a half bottle of vodka, im sooo off that stuff
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Post by singhangover on Apr 3, 2004 21:57:40 GMT -5
well it was a whole bottle, but sharing it i only got half of it... and half a box of chicken-in-a-biscuit. You might also remember my disgust at the shot of vodka i had in melbourne before hi-fi bar. I am definately over vodka, but im trying to get over my aversion to spirits.
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Post by Tanz on Apr 14, 2004 21:23:59 GMT -5
Weird shit always happens, but I'm not always drunk, the most random night I ever had I was sober.
At Uni less weird shit happened than at home but some really gross stuff happened. I threw up twice, fucking goon.
One time one of my dormies walked in on me throwing up naked in the bathroom, this became the focus of the most disgusting rumor I've ever heard. I don't know where I threw up the second time but I freaked out when one of me friends boyfriend came up to me and said "I heard you threw up the other night." I thought I was the only one that knew. As it turns out I had been on the phone to his girlfriend and told her that I needed to throw up and hung up. There are lots of drinking games at uni and alcohol has alowed me to pick up twice even if it was the same guy. We had a Springer style mock wedding one night, that was mad. Anouther night a bunch of us got caught playing comando in an all boys private boarding school, we were actually on our way to the pub but got pissed first.
I've done the got stuck in the middle of a river, threw up all over Mike (HMJ) and other stuff.
The best most random night however was my designated driver night. I saw a guy go mental and rip a dart board off a wall and cut his hand open, bend the srew and cut the guy I was with. Later on he got in a scary arsed fight with a local RaRa guy called choppy and smashed a table of schooners. After the pub closed at 12pm I fooled around in the main park and just got dressed again before the cops came passed. After that we decided to go on a road trip to Newcastle but first I had to drop two guys off at the army base, I just got my green P's and I nearly got caught with 4 people in the back seat. After we ditched the other two 4 of us went on. My friend was rolling around with the guy in the back seat and whe he fell asleep lent over to talk to us in the front and caught me giving the guy next to me a handy as I was drving. At 3am we stopped in maitland because there was a Valentines day kissing comp on. My friend and I got into the super market but the guys didn't get passed security, one forgot to put his dick away, the other was really drunk. In Newcastle we decided to go skinny dipping, but my friend and her guy stole our clothes and put them under a street light. Later on we decided to have sex on the beach only we got caught by joggers at 5 am and my friend and her guy got caught doing it on a table by cleaners on anouther part of the beach.
Wild times.
There are many more stories, but my memory is fading with each drink.
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Post by singhangover on Apr 15, 2004 8:28:32 GMT -5
hahahahahaha.. cool i love the booze
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Post by Tanz on Apr 18, 2004 22:55:19 GMT -5
I went to a porn party on Friday night. I get there around 9:30 and the chick that lived there was working until 10:30. When I got there her boyfriend was maggot, at one stage he passed out in the front yard so his mates brought him it for a shower. Then he came out and started flashing his dick at us before passing out naked in the lounge room. Like any good friend, we handcuffed him to the table and left him there for his girlfriend to find when she came home from work.
I went to anouther party on Saturday night as well. A guy (who was on ecstasy) got caught by the cops drink driving and got arrested, he was 0.09 or something. However, the police had to take him to anouther town an hour away or something so made him sit in the station for an hour or something. In the end they couldn't be bothered charging him or anything so they let him go. That night I got drunk as well and used up all my film, I'm not sure what on though. I also hooked up with the same guy I went to the beach with before I left for Uni. It was mad no better than that, it was excellent.
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Post by EvilJosh on Apr 25, 2004 2:51:42 GMT -5
beautiful
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Post by abundance84 on Jun 1, 2004 2:35:48 GMT -5
The only good drunken stories I have rival Tanz's adventures as far as seediness and nakedness go... but unlike her, I have a reputation to attempt to keep intact while I'm at UWA.
Sorry guys, my lips are sealed.
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